Sunday, October 08, 2006


Dear people, You are hopeless. Sincerely, Me

1.) Lady at Home Depot who looked directly at the piece of dryer vent, then pushed her cart directly into it.

2.) Ethnic family standing in the middle of the service road outside Home Depot, completing their crossing only after cars screeched to a halt to avoid flattening them. This would have made a fantastic picture from my POV, with an SUV braking at a cocked angle while all the people stood around right in the center of the lane in front of it.

3.) Guy in REI parking lot who like many most all SUV drivers left ten feet open on his right while crowding me so much on his left that we both had to come to a complete stop before safely passing each other.

4.) Two different people who stopped way short of traffic at a stoplight, then crept slowly forward a bit at a time. Don't ever do this. Not ever.

5.) Lady in the left lane of Rt 50 going about 42mph, but clearly enchanted with whatever the person on the other end of her cell convo just said.

6.) Unseen idiot at Seven Corners who could not decide which way they were going and brought all three lanes of the 7/50/whatever-the-other-one-is intersection to a traffic jam worthy of Wednesday afternoon rush hour.

7.) Moron on Rt 7 who unaccountably waited nearly 2 minutes for a green light before making a right turn. No, there isn't a sign.

Not only all in one day, but all within a couple hours, and I know I'm forgetting a couple. Anyone have a mountaintop for sale?

hahaha, i feel your pain.
That's what happens when you go to Home Depot!
Use horn and middle finger. Frequently. Spit loogies on windows when possible. Works for me.
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